Office by Alex Penny
You're so busy changing the world, but just one smile can change all of mine
Why am I wide awake at 6:30 when I don’t have to be up for another 3 hours?
how cute are we??
I wonder who is going to have to prepare the bodies of the ones who ate those people recently. Or who is going to have to prepare the victims who were eaten?
I’ve never been so interested in a career in my life. I think this is a sign guys.
seriously thinking about becoming a mortician. I have research to do.
I just remembered when that crazy guy that talks like “yaaa gibbida blah” was at food lion and he had a cat fish hanging from his bike.
I love when brownie mix comes with a pack of fudge to put on top of them because then it gives me something to eat while I wait for them to cook. it’s wonderful.
Sometimes I wish women weren’t given all of their rights because I would have no problem whatsoever with having to stay home and clean the house instead of going to work. I think I’d like that a lot better actually.
billy just sent me a picture of a giant pool of poop
